Happy Birthday, Zonar-83!

[Christopher]

Just wishing Zonar-83 a happy birthday today as he turns 19; the last year he will be considered a teenager. He's contributed a lot to the Team of Weapons And Tactics and is a good friend to all of us here.

 

 

 

I've added 1,500 free points to your profile as a reward. Enjoy your birthday! :)

 

 

[SAPPER]

Ha should have gotten him a hooker!! He would have been happier!! :P 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Ferrara I am just kidding......don't come after me.  :ph34r:

 

 

[Christopher]

I'm the one who needs a hooker! :D

 

 

Zonar has a girlfriend, so perhaps she can give him something truly special for his birthday, if you know what I mean... :ph34r:

 

[taferrara]

Lol @Sapper.

 

 

Frankly, I support prostitution. If a woman is willing to give her body to someone else to make a dime, why not? The choices that people make are their decision. Something like this isn't too important to me. It only becomes an issue when people get out of hand and others get harmed. But hey, there are plenty of jobs out there like that. I'm working one of them.

 

 

I can't say I haven't ignored a few prostitution situations in my years of law enforcement. My superiors wouldn't be happy to hear that, but I could care less at this point. I'm nearly 70; I've devoted my life to people in countless situations. The world is a harsh place.

 

 

But anyhow. Happy birthday, Gaboury. Enjoy those teenage years while you can.

[SAPPER]

I really had to agree with Germany, highly regulated but legal.

[Christopher]

I should move to Germany. Plenty of beautiful girls there anyway.

 

 

[ZONAR]

wow lol thanks guys and yes i do need a prostitute bc my gf is in the hospital therefore cannot give me a present... Since i am getting no presents on the day of my birthday im a bit depressed as this is the first birthday that i will not be surprised with a gift.  :(

 

 

[Christopher]

*shrugs*

 

 

 

Birthday doesn't mean much to me to be honest. It's the day I was born. So what? No big deal to me. But that's just me.

 

 

 

Just make it clear to your girlfriend that she owes you a gift (or two....). Make sure she knows she'll be reimbursed when her birthday arrives.

 

 

[SAPPER]

Well to be honest his ass should be at hospital with her ( to show he cares) will pay off later.

[SAPPER]

Oh and happy b-day.

[Christopher]

Well to be honest his ass should be at hospital with her ( to show he cares) will pay off later.

 

 

Good point. Don't know why the hell I didn't mention that earlier. My head is all fucked up right now with math and triple integrals.

 

 

 

It's like finding the area of a vagina. Then finding the the area of a plane tangent to the vagina. Then finding the derivative of the tangential outline of the vagina, and finally, finding the surface area of the vagina. Although we unfortunately aren't finding the areas of vaginas but meaningless functions that I'll probably never use in life.  :mellow:

 

[ZONAR]

i would be in the hospital with her but the hospital she is at is almost 100 miles away and will take me about an hour and a half maybe 2 hours to get there and idk about you guys but i dont have that kind of money for gas. 

 

 

[SAPPER]

understandable, but you doo have a video phone right, more then likely you both have iPhones use video then you can be there but not there